“I know you are going to think I’m crazy,” burglary defendant Kohl Bertels, 33, reportedly told cops, “but there is an AI intelligence speaker in my neck.”
Smoking Gun
Beef Jerky Bandit Bagged By Police
Iowa Man Finds Cure For The Blahs. By Exposing Himself To Passing Cars.
Cops Rescue Large Tortoise From Drug House
NOVEMBER 20–Along with felony narcotics counts, a Florida Woman has been charged with animal cruelty after cops executing a search warrant found a large tortoise “living among piles
Threesome Fizzled, Then Fists Flew
After a sexual threesome failed to materialize, Angel Lynn Curl, 47, “became angry” and pummeled her boyfriend in the face, cops charge.
Cops: Distracted Driver Was Relieving Self
NOVEMBER 14–A motorist told police that he was busy attempting to urinate into a Budweiser can when he accidentally plowed into another vehicle on a Montana roadway, according to court records.
Fired For Pride Flag Stunt At Starbucks
NOVEMBER 7–The man who tore a Pride flag off the wall of a Starbucks after throwing his tea on the gay rights symbol has been fired from his job and now acknowledges making “poor decisions that le
Man Named Pancake Battered His Elderly Father, Cops Charge
Police found the 72-year-old victim with “severe bruises and swelling to his eyes and face.”
Perp Put The Ew In Chewing Tobacco
When Florida police responded to the convenience store, the female clerk had “remnants of the defendant’s spit and tobacco on her face and clothing.”
Perp Put The Ew In Chewing Tobacco, Cops Say
When Florida police responded to the convenience store, the female clerk had “remnants of the defendant’s spit and tobacco on her face and clothing.”