Caleb Phillips, 46, told cops he did not place a cylinder containing narcotics under his penis.
Drug Suspect Claims Someone Put Meth In His Underwear While He Slept
Smoking Gun
Cops: Suspect Had Handgun Inside His Body
Pistol was found during strip search at Indiana lockup
Christopher Boyd, 32, was “walking with a limp and appeared to be clenching his buttocks,” but denied he had “anything stuffed in his groin or buttocks.”
Woman Asks Cops Not To Seize Her Adult Toy
Plea was made as SWAT team executed drug search warrant
NOVEMBER 24–While SWAT team members were searching her backpack–where they discovered methamphetamine and other narcotics–Ariella Messina had one request of law enforcement.
Man Busted For Oreo Attack On Wife, 75
Cops: Quarrel over coffee maker triggered alleged cookie battery
NOVEMBER 22–A Florida pensioner threw a package of Oreos at his wife, causing the 75-year-old victim to fall to the ground, according to cops who arrested the man on a felony battery charge.
Bicyclist Arrested For Wheely Lewd Behavior
Cops: Man pleasured self while pedaling around parking lot
Recently released after 20 years in state prison, Timothy Graham, 44, is back behind bars on a misdemeanor indecent exposure charge, records show.
Bicyclist Arrested For Wheely Lewd Act
Again: Do Not Call 911 About Your Stolen Drugs
Woman with arrest warrants called cops about pinched pot
NOVEMBER 17–For the umpteenth time:
Do not call the police to report that someone stole your drugs, especially if your name is on a pair of outstanding arrest warrants.
Cops: Man Pleasured Self, Then Departed From A Kum & Go Store
Cops: Lewd Act Done Atop Dead Marsupial
Officers spotted “physical evidence” at Clearwater, FL. crime scene
NOVEMBER 16–In the long, storied history of American jurisprudence, these words have never previously appeared in a
