Live Above The Madness
FEBRUARY 13–A Florida Man who matched the description of a wanted suspect told police that his name was “George Costanza,” an inept ruse that resulted in an obstruction
Nobody really needs more information about that 51-year-old gent who was busted for allegedly fornicating with his vacuum in public. So here it is.
Two siblings were reportedly threatening to kill each other over “who ate the last sticky bun.”
The harrowing January 30 incident occurred at the Williamsport, Pennsylvania restaurant where the deceased man worked in the kitchen.
The Department of Justice claimed that redactions in newly released documents “were to be limited to the protection of victims and their families.” Not quite.
Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.
After spending $288 in funny money at a florist, Alexander Baker-Depew, 32, headed to the Oasis Cabaret, a “topless, full contact entertainment facility.”
Cheese, also known as Jermell Jones, 42, pleaded no contest to two felonies and a misdemeanor, but avoided what could have been a lengthy prison term.
Responding officers “observed food residue” on the 46-year-old victim’s left shoulder, which was “consistent with her statement,” court records show.