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EU Watchdog EBA Details Big Crypto Fines As Landmark Laws Bite

June 29, 2026 MMN Editor Filed Under: THE NEWS

EU Watchdog EBA Details Big Crypto Fines As Landmark Laws Bite

Authored by Robert Lakin via CoinTelegraph.com,

The European Banking Authority on Friday unveiled a sweeping framework to penalize cryptocurrency issuers that violate the European Union’s digital-asset laws, signaling a tougher enforcement stance as the trade bloc finalizes its historic regulatory architecture.

The consultation paper published June 26 establishes a standardized playbook for hitting non-compliant issuers of what the EBA considers “significant” tokens with potentially multimillion-euro penalties. Under the proposal, the Paris-based watchdog will deploy a strict two-step process to determine fines, assessing the baseline severity of an infraction before factoring in aggravating or mitigating behavior.

The move represents the sharpening of teeth for the EU’s landmark Markets in Crypto-Assets (MiCA) regulation. Introduced to bring order to a historically freewheeling sector, MiCA is the world’s first comprehensive regulatory regime for digital assets, forcing token issuers and crypto service providers to operate with bank-like compliance, consumer protections and capital reserves if they want access to the single European market.

The stakes for non-compliance are explicitly designed to be punitive. According to the EBA’s consultation paper, final penalties could reach statutory ceilings of 12.5% of annual turnover for issuers of significant asset-referenced tokens and 10% for significant e-money tokens, or two times the profits generated by the violation, caps meant to deter even the largest global digital-asset operators.

Cover screenshot of European Banking Authority’s 14-page consultation paper.Source: EBA

The roll-out of the penalty framework comes at a critical juncture for Europe’s digital asset industry, landing just days ahead of a crucial July 1 deadline. By the start of next month, cryptocurrency firms must have secured formal licenses from national regulators to legally offer their services or market stablecoins within the 27-nation bloc, ending a transitional grace period that allowed many operators to function under looser local rules.

Firms that fail to secure their regulatory passports by July 1 face the prospect of being forced to halt operations entirely or risk triggering the exact infractions, such as unauthorized public disclosures or organizational failures, that the EBA’s new framework is built to penalize.

Binance pushes “pause” on EU operations after license fail

The world’s biggest exchange operator, Binance, last week notified European Union users that access to key services will be restricted after the exchange failed to secure MiCA authorization from a member state before the July 1 deadline after it withdrew its MiCA license application in Greece.

Those restrictions include halting the onboarding of new EU users and limiting certain services for EU-based accounts effective July 1, according to exchange notices shared by users on social media.

Notice sent by Binance to customers in Poland. Source: IT_Tech_PL

The notices said users will still be able to withdraw their assets after that date, stating that “all digital assets are still available for withdrawal,” in line with applicable regulatory requirements.

Binance recorded $1.96 billion in daily net outflows on Wednesday, following its withdrawal announcement, according to DefiLlama data viewed by Cointelegraph on Sunday. The exchange then saw another $2.52 billion and $1.46 billion in net outflows over the following two days.

EU move shows sharp contrast with US enforcement approach

The timing underscores the European Union’s broader strategy to position itself as the dominant global standard-setter for digital finance, contrasting sharply with the regulation-by-enforcement approach seen in the United States. By laying out clear financial penalties right as the licensing mandate takes effect, authorities in Brussels are telling the market that the era of leniency is officially over.

The industry now has a three-month consultation window ending September 28 to lobby for changes to the EBA’s penalty methodology. However, with the July 1 licensing cliff edge just days away, executives will have to navigate an unforgiving compliance environment long before the final fining guidelines are formalized under law.

Tyler Durden
Mon, 06/29/2026 – 05:00

JPMorgan Chase pushes fraud division layoffs, despite rising revenues

June 29, 2026 MMN Editor Filed Under: SUCCESS, The Street

Big banks are making money, and while these jobs are often considered stable, that does not automatically mean every banking job is safe.Financial firms have spent the past several years adjusting to higher interest rates, changing customer habits, rising technology spending, and pressure to run more efficiently.That creates a difficult reality for workers. A company can be profitable, expanding in some areas while still cutting jobs in specific offices, support teams, or customer service functions.That shift is now showing up at JPMorgan Chase’s massive campus in Plano, Texas, one of its largest hubs outside of New York.The banking giant is cutting 244 jobs as it ends a call-center work function tied to its Consumer & Community Banking operations. The company stated the decision is part of local realignment rather than a broader pullback from the region.The cuts are concentrated heavily in fraud-related roles, a notable detail at a time when banks are spending more on technology to detect scams, protect customers, and manage risk.JPMorgan cuts 244 Texas jobs JPMorgan Chase will lay off 244 workers at 8181 Communications Parkway, Building A, in Plano, Texas, according to a Worker Adjustment and Retraining Notification (WARN) notice filed with the Texas Workforce Commission, reviewed by TheStreet.The company said it is ceasing its CCB FCPS Inbound Call Center work function at the location.CCB refers to Consumer & Community Banking, the JPMorgan Chase business that includes consumer banking, credit cards, auto finance, home lending, business banking, and related customer operations.More Layoffs:Breakfast giant cuts more workers after plant shutdownDelivery giant closes facility, cuts 100s of workersUber cuts jobs while chasing major new marketsThe affected employees were notified of the cuts on June 23, and they will receive a 60-day notice period. The first terminations are expected to begin Aug. 21, 2026.The cuts amount to around 2% of the campus’s 12,500-person footprint.Affected employees will be eligible for JPMorgan Chase’s severance pay plan. The bank also said it will assist affected employees in finding other available positions within JPMorgan Chase, if eligible.Relocation assistance may be available for certain positions, and outplacement assistance and other severance-related benefits will also be provided to eligible employees.The affected employees are not represented by a union, and bumping rights do not exist, according to the WARN notice.

JPMorgan lays off 100s in Texas.Bloomberg / Getty Images

JPMorgan uses AI in growing fight against fraudThe layoffs are concentrated heavily in fraud-related positions.According to the attached impacted-position list, the largest affected group is Fraud Specialist I, with 111 employees. Another 93 Fraud Specialist II employees are also affected.Together, those two job titles account for 204 of the 244 planned cuts.Other affected roles include 12 Cross-Skill Specialist I employees, 11 Fraud Supervisors, 10 Fraud Specialist III employees, three Fraud Specialist IV employees, two Fraud Manager II employees, one Invest Servicing Sr Spec I employee, and one Fraud Manager III employee.That makes the filing more than a routine job-cut notice. It lands in one of the most sensitive parts of consumer banking: fraud prevention.Fraud and scams have become a larger problem for banks and customers as criminals use more sophisticated digital tools, fake messages, spoofed calls, and social engineering to trick people into moving money or giving up account access.And JPMorgan Chase has been publicly leaning into that issue.In May, the bank confirmed nearly $14 million in philanthropic investments to help protect Americans from fraud and scams. JPMorgan said the effort would support consumer awareness, real-time prevention, and the development of new tools for vulnerable Americans.The company also said it prevented more than $12 billion in fraud attempts and payment scams in 2024, pointing to its intelligence-driven defenses, real-time monitoring, and rapid incident response.On JPMorgan’s first-quarter earnings call, CEO Jamie Dimon said the bank uses AI to reduce risk, fraud, and scams, while also using data to improve services and create new business opportunities in its consumer business.Dimon also warned in his annual shareholder letter that risks tied to the misuse of customer data and commerce are likely to get worse with AI and agentic commerce. He said JPMorgan is improving its capabilities to fight scams and fraud and expects to roll out products over the next two years focused on data control, safe commerce, and customer-friendly algorithms.The bank did not connect those AI efforts to the Plano layoffs. The filing only says the bank is ceasing the CCB FCPS Inbound Call Center work function at the Plano site.Still, the overlap is notable. Most of the affected jobs are fraud-related, and JPMorgan is publicly stating that fraud prevention is an area in which technology, AI, and real-time tools are becoming increasingly important.JPMorgan layoffs come as bank reports strong profitThe latest cuts also do not reflect any weak financial period for JPMorgan Chase.The bank reported Q1 2026 net income of $16.5 billion, up 13% from the same period a year earlier. Its managed revenue rose 10% to $50.5 billion.Its Consumer & Community Banking business also posted growth.Net revenue in the segment rose 7% year over year to $19.6 billion, while net income rose 12% to $5 billion.But expenses also increased.JPMorgan Chase said firmwide noninterest expense rose 14% in the first quarter to $26.9 billion, driven largely by higher compensation, revenue-related compensation, growth in front-office employees, brokerage expenses, distribution fees, marketing expenses, and auto lease depreciation.In Consumer & Community Banking, noninterest expense rose 11% to $11 billion. The bank said the increase was largely driven by higher marketing expenses, higher auto-lease depreciation, and higher compensation for bankers and advisors.That mix helps explain why large companies can keep growing while still trimming specific operations.JPMorgan Chase remains one of the largest employers in the financial industry. But the bank, like other major companies, is still adjusting its workforce by business line, function, and location.TheStreet recently reported that JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon has continued to press employees, especially younger workers, to return to in-office work as the bank pushes for more in-person collaboration.TheStreet has also reported that major employers are cutting jobs while investing in new technologies, automation, and artificial intelligence. Those cuts often do not signal a companywide collapse. Instead, they show how companies are reallocating money, staff, and resources toward areas they believe will drive future growth.The Plano layoffs fit into that broader labor-market shift.Related: Amazon’s $8.3 billion Prime Day sends Wall Street a warning

Abdul El-Sayed Urged Mass Release of Prisoners and Touted ‘Decarceration’ Policies in Bizarre Webinar Where He Chatted Up Murderer and Rapist

June 29, 2026 MMN Editor Filed Under: Commentary Culture Investigations

Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed (D.), appearing alongside a convicted murderer and a registered sex offender in a webinar with a prison abolition group, endorsed “any and all efforts to get people out of jails and prisons” and said locking up criminals was akin to “robbing” them of their freedom.
El-Sayed was the featured guest on a webinar hosted by the Carceral State Project and the American Friends Service Committee in August 2020 regarding their report “I Don’t Want to Die in Prison.” The American Friends Service Committee advertised the show—using the hashtags #FreeThemAll and #AbolishPrison—as a platform to “discuss the report findings and the road to decarceration and abolition with Abdul El-Sayed.”
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El-Sayed, who thanked his webinar hosts for “hosting such a critical conversation,” endorsed “decarceration,” a policy to release prisoners en masse and adopt non-prison penalties for criminals, while casting prisoners as victims of an unjust criminal justice system.
“Not only are we taking people’s rights from them, but also we have failed to provide them the basic means of a dignified life,” said El-Sayed. “Every choice we make about incarcerating somebody is about robbing that somebody from the people who love them and the people who need them.”
“Any and all efforts to get people out of jails and prisons and to keep people out of jails and prisons is policy that we need to be investing in,” El-Sayed, who is leading in most polls against his more moderate Democratic rivals Haley Stevens and Mallory McMorrow ahead of the August 4 Democratic Senate primary, went on.
While El-Sayed’s message may not hurt his standing with Democratic voters, it could prove a political liability in November’s general election for the open seat, which is considered a toss-up. Republicans have cast El-Sayed, who ran for Michigan governor in 2018, as “dangerous” and “extreme,” citing his dalliance with socialists like Hasan Piker, the left-wing influencer who said that “America deserved 9/11” and that Israel is “much worse” than Hamas. El-Sayed campaigned with Amir Makled, a candidate for the University of Michigan Board of Regents who called slain Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah a “martyr.”
El-Sayed was joined on the webinar by former prisoners Martin Vargas, a registered sex offender convicted of raping a 17-year-old girl, and LaWanda Hollister, who served 34 years in prison for second-degree murder. Months earlier, El-Sayed appeared as a podcast guest of Joshua Hoe, a former University of Michigan debate coach who pleaded guilty to soliciting a 14-year-old girl for sex. El-Sayed urged Hoe, a registered sex offender, and other ex-cons to run for political office, saying their “voice is needed,” the Washington Free Beacon reported.
Clockwise from top left: Martin Vargas, Abdul El-Sayed, Danny Jones, LaWanda Hollister (YouTube screenshot)
El-Sayed and the other panelists urged “compassionate” release, due to the coronavirus pandemic, for older Michigan prisoners and those considered at low risk of recidivism. Thousands of prisoners were granted compassionate release, including many serving time for violent offenses and others who went on to commit new crimes after their release.
Ronald Segers, released from a Michigan prison in June 2020 because of the pandemic, shot his fiancée and her mother during an incident in December 2020. In February 2021, a Detroit judge ordered the release of John Bass, a drug kingpin who was serving two life sentences for multiple murders. Bass had ordered a hit on his brother-in-law and then murdered the hitman by setting him on fire.
In April 2021, a federal judge in Detroit ordered the release of Roger Sweet, who was serving time for murdering his first wife and raping a 16-year-old girl with learning disabilities. Sweet was also suspected of killing his second wife, according to reports.
El-Sayed endorsed other soft-on-crime policies during the COVID-19 era. He has deleted social media posts from 2020 in which he endorsed the movement to “defund” police departments. He served on the board of Sunrise Movement, a left-wing group that has called to “abolish” police departments and referred to police officers as “fascist pigs,” the Free Beacon reported.
El-Sayed’s campaign did not respond to a request for comment.
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Exclusive: Documents Reveal How Biden’s Globetrotting ‘Special Envoy for LGBTQI+ Persons’ Pushed Extreme Gender Agenda on ‘Everything We Do’ in Foreign Policy

June 29, 2026 MMN Editor Filed Under: Commentary Culture Investigations

The Biden administration’s special envoy for “LGBTQI+ Persons,” gender activist Jessica Stern, had a mandate to put gay and transgender issues at the forefront of American foreign policy, according to internal emails obtained by the Washington Free Beacon. The trove of emails reveals just how far the Democrats went to impose fringe views about gender and sexuality on American diplomats and allied countries across the globe.
The internal emails, along with records of speeches and conference calls, span Stern’s tenure as the second ever “U.S. Special Envoy to Advance the Human Rights of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer and Intersex (LGBTQI+) Persons.” They document how Stern performed, as she put it in an email, “the hard work of integrating LGBTQI rights into everything we do” in American diplomacy.
“People do not always fit within a male or a female designation,” she said on a conference call about passports in 2022.
Stern, a gender activist who’d never worked in government, was appointed to the special envoy role—a position created by the Obama administration that went unfilled during the first Trump term—in June 2021. She had sweeping ambitions. The materials cited in this report were obtained through a Freedom of Information Act request by the Center to Advance Security (CASA) in America and provided exclusively to the Free Beacon.
“As I mentioned, the Task Force is something we relaunched after I joined State,” Stern wrote to a colleague about her LGBTQI Task Force.
“The idea is to convene a space for LGBTQI points of contact across State to regularly exchange information, receive training, and generally feel supported,” wrote Stern, who signed her emails with a note that she uses “all pronouns.”
Stern goes on to ask then-deputy assistant secretary Sarah Cross if Cross would be willing to speak about “the problems for LGTQI migrants generally” in her role at the Bureau of Population, Refugees and Migration (PRM). Cross, Stern recommended, could help “explain the challenges PRM has experienced in addressing their needs, and emphasize the creative new initiatives you’re exploring.” Those initiatives included taxpayer-funding for LGBTQI nonprofits, similarly framed programs in Afghanistan, and a “roundtable series for LBTQI migrants.”
In the fall of 2021, Stern was trumpeting the State Department’s controversial introduction of passports that allowed an “X” gender marker in addition to the standard male and female options. This allowed individuals “who identify as intersex, non-binary or gender non-conforming” to select a “gender-neutral gender marker for their passports,” the Washington Blade reported at the time.
“Offering a third gender marker is a significant step towards ensuring that our administrative systems account for the diversity of gender identity, gender expression and sex characteristics,” Stern said on a conference with reporters.
Stern subsequently sought to push this policy on other countries, urging Taiwan, in a 2022 speech delivered remotely to a Taiwanese government-sponsored event in Taipei, to permit “an option for a third gender marker on legal identity documents.” In that same speech, Stern made clear to senior Taiwanese officials that “trans women are women, trans men are men.”
She added that “I also hope that the Taiwan authorities will act soon to ensure that procedures for changing gender markers are compliant with best practices globally and recent court decisions that have struck down requirements for surgery and other medical interventions.”
Taiwan, she said, was “our beacon of hope” in East Asia.
The newly uncovered emails reveal that Stern also saw a plump target in Germany, with which she wanted to partner to push the Biden administration’s gospel of what she called “inclusive democracy” on smaller, less wealthy countries.
In another set of emails from April 2023, someone in Stern’s office asks the State Department’s ethics attorney if Stern—who in 2022 had made an official visit to Germany, where she joined a panel discussion with the “German Federal Government Commissioner for the Acceptance of Sexual and Gender Diversity”—would be permitted to deliver a special presentation before the German parliament on “the human rights of LGBTQI+ persons.”
“We see significant benefit to the Special Envoy presenting to the German Parliament on the human rights of LGTBQI+ persons,” the unnamed staffer wrote—”Germany is our number one priority country in terms of supporting an increase of development assistance and political contributions to LGBTQI+ rights internationally.”
Stern’s office goes on to ask the ethics attorney if she is “allowed to accept the payment of travel and lodging from the German Parliament—we understand that we would need to get specific approval, just wondering if there is a blanket prohibition on accepting travel from other governments’ institutions.”
There is no record of Stern addressing the Bundestag, the German parliament, in 2023 or later.
James Fitzpatrick, the director of CASA, said Germany didn’t need American help pushing gay and trans issues across the world.
Germany, he said, is “a country that is sufficiently capable of doing that on their own if they choose without the help of American taxpayers,” Fitzpatrick said.
In another instance, Stern’s office sought a contact at the U.S. embassy in London so that she could “discuss serious concerns the Office has with some of the UKs positions on LGBTQI rights, in particular, transgender persons and their human rights,” according to a February 2022 email chain.
Stern’s office, the emails show, also worked to evade public scrutiny for her work from “anti-gender movements,” a cover-all term for those who oppose governmental support for transgender ideology and transgender movement priorities.
“Our bureau has highlighted that we need to be careful around discussion of ‘anti-gender movements’ as we recently have received very strong negative attention in response to the Department’s release of a Plan to promote our work to advance equity,” a senior adviser in Stern’s office wrote in a March 2024 note about an interview the envoy had given on the topic.
Stern is likely referring to backlash the Biden State Department received for its 2023 “Equity Action Plan,” which was savaged by conservative groups for pushing far-left gender ideology and junk science on the rest of the world.
Stern had been operating with increasing caution, as the heady days of Biden’s first months in office—when the president signed two executive orders mandating racial and gender “equity” measures across the federal government—gave way to warfare between far-left activists embedded in the Biden administration and more moderate and conservative interest groups.
In November 2023, Stern again sought “clearance” to attend a private workshop at Columbia University’s School of International & Public Affairs (SIPA) centered “on LGBTQI+ rights internationally,” and this time, she wanted to assure her minders that her remarks would remain confidential. The event, her email noted, “will be closed to the press and open only to the SIPA community.” Stern intended to deliver “primarily pre-cleared remarks about her mandate, the state of LGBTQI+ rights internationally, and why LGBTQI+ rights are a US foreign policy priority.”
Other emails detail Stern’s taxpayer-funded travel to remote nations for pride celebrations and other receptions.
In a June 2024 email between Stern and Icelandic diplomat Ragnhildur Erna Arnórsdóttir, the State Department envoy recalls with glee how “Saturday’s Nordic reception in honor of LGBTQI+ rights was wonderful, as ever.”
“I’m glad,” Stern adds, “we both wore our crowns and got our annual photo together!”
During an October 2023 trip to Rome, Stern attended a lunch with American diplomats at the separate U.S. embassy serving the Vatican, whose policies were greatly at odds with those of the Biden administration on issues of gender and sexuality. While in Rome, Stern also publicly participated in a “panel with LGBTQI+ Activists.”
She also roamed the developing world, spreading the gospel. State Department personnel had difficulty reaching Stern in May 2023 when she was “virtually without wifi all week” for “meetings with LGBTQI+ activists across” Botswana. Stern noted to the State Department when she was back online that “we’re excited about opportunities in Mauritius and have decided to accept an invitation to travel there for a regional LGBTIQ+ African conference July 31-August 4.”
CASA’s Fitzpatrick said the “madness” detailed in the document production “is emblematic of a broader theme throughout the Biden Administration—that DEI and LGBTQI issues were paramount.”
“They were frequently the foundation for attempts at global diplomacy, even to the point of fracturing longstanding relationships around the world,” Fitzpatrick said.
The Biden-era State Department also went to great lengths to champion gender pronouns internally, resulting in a May 2023 “pronoun glitch” in which its internal email system temporarily assigned random and often incorrect gender pronouns to employees. The State Department subsequently offered counseling to any employee felt “hurt or upset” by the mixup.
State Department spokesman Tommy Pigott told the Free Beacon that the Trump administration—through efforts like dismantling the United States Agency for International Development and eradicating Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion programs—has brought the State Department back into the business of diplomacy.
“Under President Trump, we are focused on advancing the national interests of the American people,” Pigott said. “The standard given by Secretary Rubio from day one is clear: does it make America safer, stronger, or more prosperous? We strive every day to meet that standard.”
Stern, who is now affiliated with prestigious programs at Harvard and Columbia, did not immediately respond to a request for comments at her Columbia address.
The Trump State Department has barred passport applicants from choosing a gender other than male or female. The restriction is being challenged in court by the ACLU.
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Turkey’s Iran Gas Deal Ends In July. The Real Test Is The Payment Rail

June 29, 2026 MMN Editor Filed Under: Forbes, SUCCESS

Turkey’s 25-year Iran gas contract expires in July 2026. More LNG, March strikes on South Pars, and a post-Halkbank payments squeeze decide what comes next.

Atletico Madrid Tells Barcelona Final Price For Buying Alvarez

June 29, 2026 MMN Editor Filed Under: Forbes, SUCCESS

Atletico Madrid have named their final asking price for FC Barcelona when it comes to trying to sign Julian Alvarez this summer,

Pakistan launches ground operation along Afghan border, killing dozens

June 29, 2026 MMN Editor Filed Under: THE NEWS

Pakistani forces launched a ground operation along the Pakistan-Afghan border on Sunday, killing 29 fighters of jihadist groups.

GM Replaces 1,000 Factory Zero Workers With 50 Robots

June 29, 2026 MMN Editor Filed Under: THE NEWS

GM Replaces 1,000 Factory Zero Workers With 50 Robots

General Motors is once again under the microscope after expanding automation at its Detroit-based Factory Zero plant, installing about 50 collaborative robots not long after cutting more than 1,000 positions, according to Yahoo Finance.

The decision reflects a broader shift across the auto industry as manufacturers lean more heavily on robotics and AI to improve efficiency while labor groups warn about the impact on employment.

Factory Zero, where GM builds the GMC Hummer EV and Chevrolet Silverado EV, was originally marketed as the centerpiece of the company’s electric vehicle ambitions. Instead, inconsistent EV demand has forced production adjustments, temporary downtime, and workforce reductions, even as GM continues pouring money into advanced manufacturing technology.

The newly installed Fanuc cobots assist employees with attaching body panels during assembly. GM says the machines are intended to reduce repetitive, physically taxing work and improve safety—not eliminate workers. Even so, their arrival shortly after significant layoffs has sparked concern on the factory floor.

The Yahoo Finance article notes that the United Auto Workers’ Local 22 has challenged the rollout, filing grievances over the new equipment and arguing that employees have good reason to question what expanded automation means for future staffing levels. GM maintains that robotics complement, rather than replace, human workers by allowing employees to focus on more skilled tasks.

The investment fits into GM’s long-term manufacturing strategy. The company has spent the last several years highlighting artificial intelligence and automation as key parts of its future, including a partnership with NVIDIA to develop AI-powered factory systems. CEO Mary Barra has repeatedly said advanced technology is critical to improving productivity and keeping GM competitive.

The trend extends well beyond GM. Companies including Toyota and BMW are accelerating their own investments in robotic manufacturing as rising labor costs and competitive pressures push the industry toward greater automation. Following the UAW’s 2023 contract, GM estimated the agreement would add roughly $500 to the cost of every vehicle it builds.

With automation becoming more sophisticated each year, the debate over where robots end and human workers begin is only likely to intensify. As the next UAW negotiations approach in 2028, the role of AI and robotics on factory floors is shaping up to be one of the industry’s biggest labor issues.

Tyler Durden
Mon, 06/29/2026 – 04:15

Reports: U.S., Iran agree to halt attacks following escalation

June 29, 2026 MMN Editor Filed Under: THE NEWS

The United States and Iran have agreed to stop attacking one another, a move that could end days of escalating strikes that threatened their truce.

Is There Any Point In Getting To Know Andy Burnham?

June 29, 2026 MMN Editor Filed Under: THE NEWS

Is There Any Point In Getting To Know Andy Burnham?

Authored by Joanna Gray via DailySceptic.org,

The best way to approach Andy Burnham, our new Prime Minister-in-waiting, is like the latest girlfriend of a desirable but emotionally damaged philanderer.

We should be polite but there’s no real point in spending too much time getting to know her, because she’ll be replaced with a new model in a matter of months.

Let’s call this philandering gentleman Mr Great Britain. He’s the dashingly handsome lothario with daddy issues (in this case loss of Empire). We all know the type: the rakish uncle who’s still smoking at Christenings. He’s a sort of Hugh Grant chap with emotional baggage who can’t resist flirting with everyone, from the great aunt to the minx who’s just finished her A-Levels and all the waitresses. In spite of his obvious flaws (the NHS, insane energy and welfare policies), Mr Great Britain is still a deeply desirable thoroughbred with excellent breeding, ancestry, land and property. The problem is, he just keeps hooking up with all the wrong girls.

Mr Great Britain’s ancestors have made some outstandingly successful marriages that have expanded and solidified the family fortunes (Pitt, Disraeli, Liverpool, Salisbury, Baldwin, Thatcher). Sadly our current Mr Great Britain, when a young man, got into bed with a certain Anthony Blair who, as Mr Great Britain sobs into his drink with his next hook up: completely broke his heart. “I thought she was the one,” Mr Great Britain cries, “She had everything a young man could want: an ability to smile, a catchy slogan. But it turns out she was an absolute cow. She made me go to war and changed all the funny institutions in the old manor.”

Add this early heart break to his loss of Empire daddy issues, and poor old Mr Great Britain doesn’t know whom to settle down with. He flails around from one type of woman to another thinking they will solve his problems. In a pique of revenge, he seduced Anthony Blair’s severe best friend Gordon. Friends hoped Gordon would steady Mr GB, but instead she just shouted at everyone and sold the family gold. Thankfully this relationship didn’t last long and people were delighted when Mr Great Britain brought home the elegant Dave Cameron. She was just the right sort, a handsome filly with breeding and a pretty face. Alas like many willowy Sloanes, Dave turned out to be a sopping wet drip.

Time was ticking on and Mr Great Britain turned his wandering eye to a rather forgettable older woman who had an improbable interest in shoes. This petered out when Mr Great Britain remembered his deep seated predilection for fun times. He dumped Theresa and leaped into the willing arms of good time girl Boris Johnson. A knockout blonde who’d been round the block with plenty of other chaps, Boris was surely the girl to revive Mr Great Britain’s vim and vigour. Alas there was nothing more to her than her hair. Boris failed in all fundamental aspects of family care: she locked up the children, spaffed the family money and invited millions of people over to the family estate. She had to go.

Things then took a turn for the worse for poor old Mr Great Britain. He had the audacity to bring another ridiculous blonde to his grandmother’s funeral. She had a strange way of talking and everyone was convinced Liz was quite mad.

He then went through his exotic phase and a dated a small polite woman of Indian extraction who did lovely things with candles at Diwali but wasn’t at all suited to the English rain.

Most recently Mr Great Britain has dumped his latest squeeze, a rather terrifying lawyer who bored everyone to tears.

Rumour has it that Mr Great Britain is in the early stages of a relationship with a Northern Woman called Andy.

She has a Northern accent so might be good with the staff but is unlikely to stick.

Friends of Mr Great Britain know that time is running out.

He’s getting a bit too old and craggy and will soon go entirely to seed unless a good woman grips him. Again, we all know the type: the gorgeous stud who finally settles down at the age of 52 with a charming and competent wife. She solves his daddy issues and gives him a sense of belonging and purpose. They create a wonderful family home and have a quiverful of children. We also know the other type: the gorgeous stud who continues dating a series of inappropriate women well into his dotage. Whenever there’s a social event, we old friends think: who will the old rogue bring this time? Shall we bother to get to know her? Oh dear, we mutter, he’s looking shabbier and shabbier; it’s too late, no-one will want him now, he’s entirely broke, lost his estate as well as his looks.

Which path will our Mr Great Britain take? For now, I wouldn’t waste too much time in getting to know the new northern lass. She’ll be gone in a matter of months. Will the next honey be another embarrassing disaster or the one who sets Mr GB on the right path to fulfil his neglected potential? If I were a matchmaker, my wife of choice for Mr Great Britain would be that lovely Christian woman Danny whose mother is a tremendous cook.

Tyler Durden
Mon, 06/29/2026 – 03:30

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MMN Read

Markets are not just numbers. They are a live map of fear, confidence, war, debt, energy, and opportunity.

Watch The Levers

Gold, oil, dollar strength, credit stress, and shipping lanes can move faster than ordinary headlines explain.